About Flat and the Curves - Rosé Tinted

With rosé-tinted glasses, award-winning Flat and the Curves piece together bygone years of revelry. Have the debauched days of slut-drops, one-night stands, and fried-chicken-infused afterparties passed? With original music, the comedy girlband pays homage to friendships forged through wine-induced wisdom.

With critical acclaim from The Scotsman, Edinburgh Fringe, Sunday Express, BroadwayWorld and many more, do not miss a night grape-induced wisdom, ferocious vocals and glorious fun!

Witty, obscene and unnecessarily musically gifted. The Nolans of filth.

Stewart Lee

Electrifying... Outstanding... Powerhouse cabaret!

Scotsman

Six meets bridesmaids

Danny Beard

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